Funny Christmas Poems

Funny Christmas Poems

Funny poems could be use for many purposes. Near the Christmas people use funny Christmas poems and send it to their loved one. Check here our new collection of funny Christmas poems.

• I made myself a snowball,
  As perfect as could be,
  I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
  And let it sleep with me.
• I made it some pajamas,
  And a pillow for its head,
  Then last night it ran away,
  But first - it wet the bed!
• I went to the pub with my brother
  For a Christmas, lunchtime drink
  While my wife cooked the dinner
  And washed up at the sink
  We got thrown out at 4 o'clock
  Full of Christmas cheer and gin
  We got home ready for Christmas lunch
  And found it in the bin.
    
• The tempting gifts are tantalizing;
  About opening them, we are fantasizing.
  The holiday foods are appetizing;
  Our excitement and joy are growing and rising;
  Our hearts and minds are harmonizing;
  Jolly Christmas fun we're maximizing!
   
• Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
  for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
  like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself.
    
• I came home today to a horrible sight
  All the doors and windows were smashed in
  And inside, everything was gone
  They had taken absolutely everything
  I felt so violated so degraded
  How could something like this occur?
  What sort of sick person does that?
  To someone's Advent calendar
   
• Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
  for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
  like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself. (Source: http://www.christmas-poem.info/ )
    
• I laugh a lot,
  I can never stop.
  That's just,
  that;s who I am.
  I can't go a day
  or even an hour
  without laughing
  or giggling.
  My friends all
  know it.
  But even if I've
  had the worst day.
  
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